Can’t Unsee: Lindsay Lohan’s Fleshlight

By Jeremy Feist • October 27, 2011 5:03 pm EDT

Today, the good people at Fleshlight offered Lindsay $1 million to make a mould of her vagina so that thousands of men with very low standards when it comes to their sexual novelties could use it to cum. Well, I’ve mocked up a prototype of the accompanying mouth-mould for the occasion, and you will never get a boner again for as long as you live in three, two, one…

Happy Halloween! Your cock is purely for show now.

This has been Can’t Unsee.

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