All right, let me level with you here: it’s cold, it’s dark, it’s windy, it’s raining like a motherfucker, and there are already parts of Toronto that are without power thanks to Hurricane Sandy. ‘TIS TIME FOR LEVITY AND/OR PENISES.
If you haven’t caught the video for Taylor Swift’s new single, which may or may not be about how Jake Gyllenhaal dumped her . . . it’s kind of fucking crazy. Like, people in animal costumes who are clearly at the world’s worst rave crazy.
But amid all the craziness and break-up teenaged angst bullshit, there’s a little touch of gay porn! No, seriously: turns out the guy with whom Swift will never ever ever get back together is actually gay porn model Mike de Marko, who’s shot with Cocksure Men (shout out to Jasun Mark!) and Gay Room. And in case you’re wondering: bottom. He’s a bottom. Which just proves my sneaking suspicion that Taylor Swift is actually a strap-on-packing top. Case closed.
(via Queer Me Now)
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