Tara Reid is fabulous

Fabulously wasted, I presume. The former it girl is now married! Hours after tweeting “I just got engaged,” Tara wed Michael Lilleund, a Danish businessman. “I just got married in Greece. I love being a wife,” Tara tweeted during the, er… honeymoon? She might be on to something. Getting engaged and married on your honeymoon! Who doesn’t love a three-for-one? Congratulations, girl. I’d tell you to have a drink on me, but something tells me you don’t need encouraging.

UPDATE: Tara Reid did not marry her boyfriend Michael Lilleund (above) as widely reported. She married someone else! Tara and Zack Kehayov were married August 13.