I know you're thinking what I’m thinking: Sarah Taylor! Girlfriend Mahalia Shandy just turned up at 1:30am at Wrongbar looking fresh off the runway and ready to let loose. This is no diss: Both Mahalia and Sarah are stone cold foxes. Beleedat!
Rob Dyer might very well be the second coming of Jesus. I'm not shitting you. He's devoted his life to finding the cure for the big C. And kids come out to support him in everything he does because of it. Here he is DJing for fun at Art'd at Czehoski. What a guy. I can't even hate him for being possibly the Messiah and all.
Shawna La Tshawna was out celebrating a birthday at Panic, yo. Did I mention in the frontroom was a little Duran Duran versus OMD versus Human League? Nu-goth catnip. Not sure what's up with the mask, but it was a smart idea to keep it inconspicuous. I'm taking it one step further with a balaclava but no turntables next time I be stepping out.
So you like retro electro, classic alternative, new romantic and synth pop, eh? Ya, me too. Judging by the crowd at Panic's six-year anniversary party at the Basement, you and I are not alone. This is Toronto's best kept secret for party times. Alex here was dancing on a makeshift podium in the most original jailbird getup this little lady has ever seen.
If you have ever seen any pictures of Famous Players (who DJed at Wrongbar) then you will know that this is model quality by comparison. Getting these two fools to mug pretty for the camera is about as easy as Madonna's daily workout routine .
Do you see those glasses? They are not fogged up because it was so cold outside. That fog on Geoff Snack's glasses came from the heat inside. Not. A. Word. Of. A. Lie.
DJ Lazarus is the man behind Panic, Darkrave and some fun with fetish parties you may see around. You remember the part in Desperately Seeking Susan when Gary goes to the club looking for Roberta (Rosanna Arquette) and finds Susan (Madonna) instead? Well the dancefloor looked pretty much the same.
Hey, Liam Oscar Thurston. You ever played suck and blow? Ya, me neither.