Josh Homme is pimping out the Scissor Sisters

The only thing I love more than a new Scissor Sisters album is the buildup before it. When the Scissor Sisters were launching their last album, Night Work, they promoted it by taking out an ad on Rentboy. And this time around, they’re selling Magic Hour by getting Queens of the Stone Age’s Josh Homme to do a fake infomercial for them.

And holy shit, is it perfect. Not only is it hilariously awkward, but Josh Homme is fucking sex. The dude is like six and a half feet of ginger-rock fucking. The amount of blood it takes to maintain Josh Homme’s erection would fill the elevator from The Shining five times over. That’s how big it is. My point is, Josh Homme has a huge cock and buy Magic Hour.

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