Did you know that today is National Kissing Day? Yeah, they needed to fill up the calendar. What’re ya gonna do? Coincidentally, tomorrow is Mono Awareness Day, but for now, you still have a good hour and a half to get in a smooch before the day’s done, so vamoose, motherfuckers! You need to get to first base before the day’s end. Anyway, here’s some needlessly sappy music to get the vibe right.