Dave Franco is living the dream

So, back when Dominic Ford began shooting all its porn in 3D, my first reaction was, “Well, that’s nice, but when are they going to start shooting in 4D?” You know what I’m talking about, right? Like, they film a model who goes back in time and has sex with himself?

Except I then realized that coming into physical contact with your past and future self would result in a tearing of the time-space continuum, which would leave everything that ever was and ever will be in shreds. We can pretty much rule that out. That being said, if Dave Franco’s new Funny or Die video is any indication, then it’s totally worth it.

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