Who’d you rather? Schwarzenegger edition

Patrick Schwarzenegger, the 17-year-old son of fallen governator Arnold Schwarzenegger and Kennedy blue-blood Maria Shriver, has publicly shown his support for his mama. After it was revealed that his father has a 10-year-old love child with another woman, Patrick changed his last name on Twitter to Shriver.

The only question that remains is: who’d you rather? An Austrian hulk with an orange tan or an underage rich boy?

My pick is Patrick. What a babe! Then again, he’s a Kennedy, and according to Marilyn, they aren’t exactly the force to be reckoned with in the bedroom that they are in politics, and girl would know.

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