James Deen is alive and we’ve been spelling his name wrong this whole time

Two of the most controversial bisexuals in Hollywood, writer Bret Easton Ellis and Lindsay Lohan, teamed up earlier this year to film The Canyons with adult actor turned mainstream movie star James Deen. As if his nine-inch dick alone wasn’t enough to get me to see this film; the trailer doesn’t look half bad. If her Liz & Dick comeback is more like a disaster, which, judging by Lifetime’s trailer, it definitely will be, Lindsay might just have a future starring in films with pornstars: