Toronto Diary

Halloween is cancelled

By Jeremy Feist • October 24, 2011 5:51 pm EDT

Yup, sorry everyone. Halloween is cancelled. Here’s why:

That is 17-year-old Courtney Stodden rubbing her 17-year-old cootch on pumpkins in front of tiny children. I didn’t know it was possible for pumpkins to have baby-herp, but we learn something new every day, people. Personally, I’ll take my chances with the razor-bladed apples over whatever jooter juice Stodden is wiping off on those pumpkins.

Adding: You know what every Courtney Stodden post needs? More GIFs. Make it so, internet:

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