You know something’s bound to be big when it beats out Kim Kardashian’s fake divorce of her fake marriage. HA! I’m just kidding. Those things aren’t imporant because Kim Kardashian is useless.
Anyway, it’s the big day: Halloween! Gay Christmas! Which is weird because normal Christmas is my Christmas. But whatever: point is it’s the day where it’s more socially acceptable to dress like a slut and shake down strangers for candy. And unlike Christmas, it’s the only holiday that rewards your naughtiness instead of your niceness. So go throw on something whorey and get your ass down to the Church-Wellesley Village for the big Halloween block party!